Offsiders United is where the voices ignored by mainstream football media finally get the mic. No PR lines, no safe takes — just raw, unfiltered opinions from the fringe of the game.
Des'ree is a soft-spoken mother of three from New York City who balances family life with an unexpected role as a football pundit. She brings a fresh, outsider's perspective — comparing tactical formations to bedtime routines. Calm voice, sharp takes.
Mike is a London art critic, fashionista and wine snob whose foray into football analysis began with a misguided gallery bet. He likens striker movement to Picasso brushstrokes — and calls VAR ‘postmodern nonsense’. Urbane, witty, chaotic.
Etienne is a lifelong Millwall fan and retired hooligan from South London. Whenever he's not watching football you might catch him trying to land a pike on the banks of the river Theems. No-nonsense, unfiltered, born from the terraces.
